Confirmed: lieutenant colonel committed maurocide
Castelladas, the column of aphorisms, brings the literary genre known for being the opposite of the clunker. The short phrase, of instant joy, in the service of refined humor.
Who killed Rio de Janeiro? Five days without answers.
After “The Chicken Run”, now showing “The Cattle Run”. At an embassy near you.
The more I love pets, the more I hate pet stores.
In Rio, Justice is blind, the Legislature is mute, and the police are deaf.
Marielle’s murder, as expected, had the police emblem on it.
If it’s not Senegalese heat, it’s a lack of light, if it’s not a lack of light, it’s too much rain. Routine around here has become an urban legend.
Operation Paprika could arrest Jair for illegal possession of goulash.
Gave it to you / Low spirits / I’m going to Budapest /
Goodbye!
Confirmed: lieutenant colonel committed maurocide.
More unwelcome than a bailiff at six in the morning.
With this lack of energy, the only shiny thing in the house is my grandfather’s bald head.
Never give a spouse anything that could be thrown at you.
Nothing that glitters is Equatorial.
Lieutenant colonel, sense!
…
Ah, he lost consciousness.
*This is an opinion article. The author’s vision does not necessarily express the newspaper’s editorial line Brazil in fact.
Editing: Katia Marko
